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Has everyone seen this asshole doofus that plays the moon in the new Little Caesars commercial?  What a fucking joke this guy is!

Has everyone seen this asshole doofus that plays the moon in the new Little Caesars commercial?  What a fucking joke this guy is!

I’m being totally serious

When Kid Rock was endorsing Mitt Romney, how come no one pointed out what a terrible choice that was?  Like yeah he’s a redneck so it seems like a good fit, but he always rapped about freaky sex and drugs.

I mean not once did someone bring up his songs I’LL FUCK YOU BLIND BITCH, BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH, KRACK ROCKS!!!

I feel like we all dropped the ball on this one.

what the fuck is up with you?

what the fuck is up with you?

You think I’m fucking kidding.  Believe me I wish I was.

Edward Furlong- When The Sun Goes Down


Also, I remember 1992 and this is not what good music sounded like

that picture on the desk is terrifying

that picture on the desk is terrifying

This woman allegedly gets paid to impersonate Kate Middleton.
I’m assuming she gets out of a fake time machine and says she’s from 30 years in the future.  That’s the only explanation I can come up with because this woman is clearly old enough to be her mother.

This woman allegedly gets paid to impersonate Kate Middleton.

I’m assuming she gets out of a fake time machine and says she’s from 30 years in the future.  That’s the only explanation I can come up with because this woman is clearly old enough to be her mother.

So Clint Eastwood…

did anyone else just see that shit?

yeah bitch I got titties and I look good

so i’m not going out in front of my house anymore

so i’m not going out in front of my house anymore

totalwasteoftime:

yes!!! finally found this from tosh.  fucking-surreal.

WHAT THE FUCK???

(Source: warchief)

That spotter had one job and he fucked it up.  Seriously, I only watched 10 minutes of this last night and I saw 2 girls completely face-plant.  What the fuck is he looking at???

That spotter had one job and he fucked it up.  Seriously, I only watched 10 minutes of this last night and I saw 2 girls completely face-plant.  What the fuck is he looking at???

okay then…

elisabethhasselbeckisadouche:

nice forehead idiot